Posadas [he/him, they/them] to main • 4 years agoStill think of this from time to time.imagemessage-square120 fedilinkarrow-up1320cross-posted to: main
arrow-up1320imageStill think of this from time to time.Posadas [he/him, they/them] to main • 4 years agomessage-square120 Commentsfedilinkcross-posted to: main
minus-squaremayo_cider [he/him]hexbear21·4 years agoI only use tinder to spread the immortal science, I swear. link
minus-squaremayo_cider [he/him]hexbear14·4 years agoeven when I'm all alone, masturbating and degrading myself, covered in honey? :soviet-bashful: link
minus-squareexistentialspicerack [she/her,they/them]hexbear4·4 years agono, no, it doesn't count if he's covered in honey. did you even read your own handbook? link
minus-squareexistentialspicerack [she/her,they/them]hexbear4·4 years agoyour own handbook! that you wrote! there's a 'covered in honey' exception. you can always inspect for portions of flesh not covered in honey that would nullify it (three square inches on an average 5'10" man), but this is your rule. follow it. link
minus-squareVolcelPolice [any]hexbear4·4 years agoShit, just please don't tell my shift supervisor, I don't want to be put on cleanup duty again link
minus-squaremayo_cider [he/him]hexbear2·4 years agoit's pretty stuck now and I refuse to shower, sorry link
minus-squaremayo_cider [he/him]hexbear3·4 years agoIf I can die bringing nourishment to a bear, I can die happy. link
I'm implying you should act like it
I only use tinder to spread the immortal science, I swear.
We'll be keeping an eye on you son
even when I'm all alone, masturbating and degrading myself, covered in honey? :soviet-bashful:
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
no, no, it doesn't count if he's covered in honey. did you even read your own handbook?
I will never read theory
your own handbook! that you wrote!
there's a 'covered in honey' exception. you can always inspect for portions of flesh not covered in honey that would nullify it (three square inches on an average 5'10" man), but this is your rule. follow it.
Shit, just please don't tell my shift supervisor, I don't want to be put on cleanup duty again
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it's pretty stuck now and I refuse to shower, sorry
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If I can die bringing nourishment to a bear, I can die happy.
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