• Dbumba [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    Snopes lib fact checker here: the man in question did not accidentally taze his balls and die trying to steal a painting of Tip O'Neill.

    He died accidentally tazering his groin which caused a massive heart attack while he was attempting to log into the Capitol's free wifi to update his Facebook status to get likes from a white supremist hate group

    We have rated this story "pants-on-fire". Boy i bet you feel stupid now, said the blue checkmark

  • D61 [any]
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    3 years ago

    squints

    He's got pistols in his waistband?

    points frantically

    HE'S GOT PISTOLS IN HIS WAIST BAND.

    :che-smile:

    Get'em you old gangsta you!