Automatically Enroll everyone into Space Force and change its mission to: "Defending America against space alien invasions and abductions"

Can't be deployed outside the country, everyone will get paid monthly, there's one meeting a year, you get to shoot guns, have access to interest free loans, and free healthcare.

Yeah, shit part is we'd all be in the military but then we can all say "Thank you for your service" to one another while like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyFQVZ2h0V8