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  • redthebaron [he/him]
    hexagon
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    4 years ago

    just really having a hard time dealing with the grim implications of a bacon soda

    • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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      edit-2
      4 years ago

      Boy oh boy then do I have an article for you

      "25 Bacon Flavored Foods the World Doesn't Need"

      Featuring winners like this:

      1. Firehouse Flavors Bacon & Cheese Crick-ettes

      It is said that at least 2 billion people worldwide eat insects regularly, and scientists tell us that they’re a nutritious and an environmentally friendly food source. Ohio’s Firehouse Flavors, which sells a wide range of flavoring mixes, seasonings, and spicy foods, is apparently trying to lure us all into the insect camp by enhancing crickets with bacon and cheese (among other flavorings) and positioning them as crunchy snacks. Sorry. We’ll just have the Doritos, thanks.

      ...

      "Hey, we came up with a high-protein alternative to meat that tastes surprisingly good!"

      "no, fuck you"

      "It's bacon flavored"

      " :matt: "

      • redthebaron [he/him]
        hexagon
        ·
        4 years ago

        the idea that any person has eaten anything on this list is just a real bummer, also the candies are the weirdest ones like WHY WOULD YOU WANT A FUCKING BACON COTTON CANDY

    • funkfresh [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      I bought some for my son as a joke gift and it was VILE like those fake bacon bit things only sweet like candy

      • redthebaron [he/him]
        hexagon
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        4 years ago

        yeah that is the vibe i was expecting from like it looks cursed af