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  • OgdenTO [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Written by someone who doesn't know the difference between being tired and actually sleeping. Now that is the ultimate privilege.

  • Blurst_Of_Times [he/him,they/them]
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    4 years ago

    :agony-immense: F̛̺͇̻̜͎̝͍͉̣̲̠̩̹̖̼̱̫̱̦̅̄͂̆̽̒͢ ̵͍̝̘͙̞̞̪̣̣̟ͮͤ̐̋͜ͅU̥̣͉̯̱̝̝͚̠̞͉̟̭͍̦͓̞̜͂ͭ̿̄ͪ̌̔͆ͫ͌̒́͘͠ ̷̨̧̻̠̩̩͕̘͍͓̮̬̲͓͔͇͓̯͍̞̂̅͌̎̃͑̉̇ͮ̑̿́̑͌ͩ̔̀C̷ͪ̈́ͥͫ͋̏̆ͣ̿̋ͭ̊͌̾͒̚҉̨̝̼̹̹̩̳͍̤̮͎ͅ ̶̢͚̞͍͔̘͉̭̞̱̮̞͖̦͎̼͖̲̃͒̋̓ͩ̚͢K̸̴̡̧̰̙̘̦͕̰̹̂ͫͬͯ̀ ̶͍͔̙͉͓̾̈́ͦ̄̃̃ͩ̄̔͂̌̿̌ͦ̓̈ͨ͢͝Ỹ̨̦͔̳͉̬̌͗͒ͣ̿ͣͮ͛̒́ͬ͡ ̤̜̬͍̹͉̝͕̝͚̻̬̠̖̩̰͙̅̌ͩ̂̑̿ͬͫͨ̾̀͝Ơ̡̞̱̫̝ͭ͌ͤ͛̓ͭ́͒̇̄͛́͢͟ ̧̨͇̞̯͈̌̌ͮ̒͑ͪ̄ͫ́̈̿ͭ̂͑̂͜͢Ǘ̸̷̘̣̗̬̘͚̗̦͉͇͓͍̥ͩͭ͋͛ͣ͐͜͡͠ ̎̑͑̂̆̋̓ͥ͗ͯ̑̿̃̔͋̎͊̾͞͏͓͎̫͖͕̜̪̪F̴̈́͛ͨ̐ͧͤ̅̒ͬ͘͞҉̫̱̖͕̭͡ ̶͕͈̻̳̲͙̺̩̣̹̳̝͉͙̦̈́̊͗͐̇͋͗̍͑̿͜͡͝Ǔ̸̗̤͙̞̦̯̳͙̣̤̼̻̥̙̠̫̙̥̅ͭͨ̈̿̽͛ͭ̑̏͝ ̵̵͙͕̼̗͉͓̻̖͉̳ͩ̉̐̐͐͆̇͊̋̀̆̒̏ͤ̄̂́͜C̵̢̪͚̤͎̳̻͈͚̻͚̹̰̰͚̯̪̺̞̀̋̽̂ͤ̽̍ͤ͗ͪͨ͂̈́̃ͬ̓͠͝ͅ ̷̭̲̜̩̗̬̤̱̯͉͕͉̼̥̞̲̠̤͍ͥ̅͂̒̂̿͒̏͋̎͋͘͜Kͮ̋̒̉͐̐̿ͦͪ̑̽͏̨̬̬̼̝̘̯͕̺̭̤͕̹̜͈̥͝ͅ ̔̉̿̾͆ͯͭ͋ͩ̊̆̾̿ͤ̀̄̔͢͝͏̬͚̙͙̬̬̫̣͍͇̭̫͕̘͔̠̭̬͜Y̶̢͓̞̺͍̯̤͇̪̪̰̟͎̟̯͐͛̔ͪͭͫͥ̃̀̍̉́́̅ͨ́͂ͦ̕͞ ̡͍̳̫͓̺̘̖̜͍̲̤͖̹̹̰͒ͮͯ̽́̾͊ͮ͑ͩ̀̚̕ͅOͭ̅ͭ̈́̓̐̒͊͋ͤ͗ͦͬ̀͏̴̟̯̟̮̜͖͍̥̮͚̦͖̙ ̶̷̧̮̟̩̮̦̗͙͉̞̌ͣ͊̿ͪ͋̊̔́̚U̧̪̺̖̲͎̼͍̞̮͓̖͈̘̜̲̩̣͇ͩ̽ͧ̔ͮ̃̑̈̇̈́̊ͭͭ̎ͫ͊ͪ̆̚͢͡͡ ̸̢̰̲̗̠̜̥͉͈̯̟̱̖̹ͬ͛̂͂ͧͨ̓̂ͪ̒͛ͤͣ̆̀̓̕͢͟ͅF͌̇̔͋ͨ̋̃̓͒̐͑ͬ̕͏͔̰̰͙̞͇̻̟̣̱̘͚͙ ̸̡̜̘̮̠̣̲͚̦͙̼̰̝̱͓ͤ̏̅̽̒̋͛ͥ͜Ũ̞̱̙͎͂ͤ͑̕͘ ̸̧̟̱̪̹͕̭̗͍̯̫̣͆ͫ̽͐̋ͪ͆̃͑͝ͅͅÇ̞͇̮͎̳̮̦̭̠͔̹̲̭͔̱͓̽͑̈͆ͤ̒ͤ͋̇́̀̚͜͢ ̶͚̖̜̝͉̤̋͂̂̉̽͘͠K̬̣̲̯̙̗̳̙̮̖̣͙̟̬̦̲͙̽̃̓̏͋ͦ͂ͧ̒͒̽͗̈̅̈́͛̋͢͜͠͠ ̷̷͔̱̼̥̬͔̬͇͕ͩ̇̓̿̀́͝Y̶̨ͨ̌̔ͯ̎̋̌ͧ͑ͮ͋̀ͭͭ҉̮̺̼͖̝͕̻̤͎͕͝ ̴̡̩̤̦̯̹̖̬͓̞͇̮̰̳͇͎͈ͥ̅ͧ̋ͧ̌̊̔̊̎̄͌͐̒ͨ̒̄̀̉O̴̧̹̲̤ͦ̿̐ͣ͐͋ͫ ̷̵̹̝͔̠͎̰͔̔́̅ͮ͌ͪ̈́͊͢͠Ų̸̧̛̟̺̜̤̦̞̠͇͖̣͐́̈͋͊͑͛̇̋͒ͬ͐̌ͦ̍̌̕ :agony-immense:

      • congressbaseballfan [she/her]
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        4 years ago

        Diazepam is the compound in Valium, which treats anxiety among other things. It’s main side effect is drowsiness. Like such a deep cut that it has to be satire.

        Edit: also they are generally light blue

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Gee, I wonder if it's the dystopian working conditions or the crippling existential dread of knowing the world is literally ending.

    I feel SO FUCKING PRIVILEGED GUYS :agony-deep:

    • sydnerella11 [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      I just skimmed it quickly and didn’t really read it but my takeaway is that my constant depression and tendency to lay in bed most of the day makes me just like Lana Del Rey

    • MarxistHedonism [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      I read the whole thing and it’s pretty bad.

      Basically Post Malone has a face tattoo that says Always Tired and they’ve decided this is the millennial ethos.

      On one hand they acknowledge that we’re overworked and underpaid but then say that being too tired to #resist is privilege and millennials buy online mattresses because we’re so into sleeping and not because they’re much cheaper.

      But it’s okay, we’ll wake up some day.

    • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      Hello HornyPosadist,

      I was sent your link by somebody who informed that I would "die instantly" if I clicked it, however I am still disappointingly alive. I would like to speak with your supervisor.

      Regards,

      Thordros

  • RedArmor [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Yeah I love my gf and I never spending time together because one of us is always asleep from having just gotten off shift.

  • Audeamus [any]
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    4 years ago

    We're back to the 18th century, folks! "The slaves are sooo lazy. We coddle them with food and shelter and a 0.01% chance to earn their freedom and the privilege to be part of our advanced civilization. And how to the ungrateful savages repay us?? They want to lie around doing nothing! They're too stupid to value industry like we do."

    • NPa [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Inventing entire fields of psychology to explain why slaves would want to run away from their masters :porky-happy:

  • hopelesscomrade [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    This kind of shit is as old as print media. My favorite is like back to the early 1900s when the complaint was that the youth where becoming corrupt and lazy over their reading of this new tawdry form of media, known as Magazines.