https://nitter.net/Phil_Lewis_/status/1708521741075538071
This being an objectively funny crime renders his sentence null and void in the hearts of the masses o7
We the jury find the defendant not guilty by reason of it was really funny
Ngl I like 90% believe that should be a real option
Thanks to jury nullification it technically is an option but the ruling class doesn't want anyone knowing about that one
Very normal system of law where if people know how the system of law works they are not allowed to participate lmao
Mr. Governor, a second Chevy Equinox, this one playing "November Rain," has hit the Independence Township Police Department.
He's getting life for this, when the cop that shot another cop to death in a library is only getting 2 years probation.
Of course the pig's skating... We've always known the badge gives the manifestly unfit privilege beyond anything they deserve.
shooting a cop to death shouldn't be punished at all, even if it's done by another cop
Death to America
This never could have happened in a 15 minute city where no one is allowed to own a car.
I like how the article specifies the artist of Welcome to the Jungle, as if it needed clarification
Would have been funnier if it was the Richard Cheese version of Welcome to the Jungle
Hargreaves is also facing several charges stemming from the crash into the Liberty Township home, including burglary, harassment, aggravated assault, criminal mischief and possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose.
https://abcnews.go.com/US/driver-arrested-suv-plows-home-new-jersey-police/story?id=103636229
The only acceptable use of vehicles way too large for practical everyday use
incredibly new jersey thing to do and he did "have fun and games", they're going to crucify him anyway, so he needed at least one
