SO I'VE BEEN LIVING IN THIS HOUSE FOR LIKE 4 FULL MAGNIFICENT YEARS. AND SUDDENLY, BACK IN NOVEMBER, I RECEIVED THIS MESSAGE TELLING ME THAT I'LL BE EVICTED TODAY. WTF??? I'VE NEVER BEEN LATE ON RENT, GIVING MY (LAND)LORDS BILLIONS OF DOLLARS - IN TAX CUTS AND VARIOUS STIMULUS CHECKS - SINCE 2016. I FOUGHT THIS EVICTION (AND COVID ITSELF) WITH EVERYTHING I GOT BUT WITHOUT SUCCESS. NOW WE'RE 2 MONTH PAST THE NOTICE AND SUDDENLY MY KEY DOES NOT OPEN THE DOOR ANYMORE.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. I HAVE NOWHERE TO LIVE (APART FROM MY RESORT IN PALM BEACH, MY PENTHOUSE IN ONE OF MY MANHATTAN SKYSCRAPERS, A FEW UNITS IN ANOTHER OF MY MANHATTAN SKYSCRAPERS, MY GOLF CLUB IN NEW JERSEY AND MY SIXTY-ROOM MANSION IN NY).

AMA.