quidditch is the perfect liberal game because apart from whoever catches that gold thing, nobody's actions matter
pushes up nerd glasses
Well ACKSHUALLY you can score enough points to win even if the other team catches the snitch, and it even happened in the book, and instead of the guy's teammates berating him for an obvious game-ending fuckup everyone congratulated him because it's honorable to lose or something instead of continuing on in a difficult struggle--
aw fuck, you're right, it really is the perfect liberal game
If you take out the snitch you have perfectly serviceable flying basketball with extra violence, but Rowling had to put something in for the protagonist to do that made him special.
This is top 5 'bits chapos fell for in 2021' material
Also this is over-id, not satire, cmv
The global elites killed you Don, they impeached you Don says I, Takes more than votes to kill a man, Says Don I didn't die, Says Don I didn't die
