Wait. Hold up. They are doing a remake of Walker? And its going to star one of the Supernatural guys?
We live in a goddamn cultural ouorboros. We are the culture that ate itself.
Culture centipede ring. Now that's capitalist efficiency / pod racing.
I mean, that show was on for what, 15 seasons? At that point, the network is kinda obliged to let you play Walker Texas Ranger if you say you want to.
Why did Donald Trump Jr try to base his look on Jared Padalecki is the real question.
If he doesn't end up fighting a gang of satanists that were going to sacrifice a bus load of kids in a graveyard, I don't give a fuck
Season 7, Episode 6
The Children of Halloween (1998)
A group of Satanic believers starts kidnapping children a week before Halloween so they can sacrifice them on the 31st. When Alex tries to protect a child, she is also taken. The Rangers, Carlos and Trent track down the group.
Walker got really weird after the 2nd season
I'm talking evil Apache ghosts, psychic powers, an escaped convict who thinks he's a bear
And my personal favorite, Walker using a jetpack for 20 seconds to get into a building that he could have just used a tall ladder to get into
I watched a lot of Walker as a kid and holy shit does this thing look like it's going to suck ass and just be another "dark hero" story like most things since, what, The Shield?
