I mean they're all terrible of course but
- Turnbull just by having the occasional nod to not being entirely fucking awful in everything he did 24/7
- Abbott just cos he was so fucking openly obnoxious and shitty and nasty that it hindered his ability to get too much done, yeah he was a world class wrecker but its not like it takes much to push the ALP over, plus all the weird shit like the onion and the stareoff were pretty funny
- Morrison because he's just a void thats utterly free of any redeeming features and has the most punchable face in history, shitting himself in engadine maccas is the best thing hes ever done .
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- Howard was such an absolutely colossal piece of shit that he utterly blows away all these newer clowns
Yeah good call, the other aspect is that these three are all absolute amateur hour and can barely put their pants on without fucking it up, whereas Howard was really really good at being a massive shithead
As a New Zealander these are all basically the same person to me
Lol, it’s a pretty difficult choice. Are we including time when they weren’t PM? Because Turnbull oversaw the dismantling of the NBN
We should play Hawke, Keating, Howard, Rudd, Gillard, Abbott, Turnbull and Morrison lmao
Off the dome after a couple of drinks I would go Rudd Gillard Hawke Keating? Maybe? I’m sure I’m forgetting key things that could affect the outcome. I’m putting Rudd over Gillard purely because he actually tried to do a mining super profit tax, a policy she was happy to drop if it meant she could have the top spot. And I dunno, Hawke is the daddy of neoliberalism in Australia :/
yeh honestly it’s pretty tough.
Rudd over Gillard because the backstab was such a dumb political move, Gillard was a pretty competent politician with semi-decentish lib policies who could have done a lot more if she didn't have the stain of the backstab hanging over her the whole time, it just made it so easy for Murdoch and Abbott. And the backstab led us (probably more than anything else) directly to the current utter shitshow as well. Credit where it's due for the speech calling out Abbott as a misogynist shithead though, that was good shit
Also Rudd was such a petty little bitch after they dumped him and I'm totally there for that