I'm really sick of this dumb country, go away forever please.

  • RandyLahey [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    There's a bunch of people that think Russia were the heirs to the patriarchy of Constantinople after it fell to the perfidious turk in 1453, and also tsar comes from caesar or something, so therefore Nicky was the last Roman emperor until he had a whoopsie in the basement

    Edit: I think there's also other people who think kaiser wilhelm was the last emperor cos you know holy Roman empire, I dunno people are weird

    • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      The Patriarchy of Constantinople I can KIND OF understand, it's one hell of a stretch though. But the Holy Romans? No way, those nerds weren't Roman at all.

      • SoyViking [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        And Wilhelm wasn't even holy Roman emperor. He was emperor of Germany. The Austrian emperors would have a better claim to be successors to the HRE.

        • RandyLahey [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          yeah but he had a sweet stache, that adds +10 to legitimacy

          • SoyViking [he/him]
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            4 years ago

            I hope the hipster full beard guess out of fashion and is replaced by meticulously styled handlebar moustaches.