lmao like 3 weeks ago for some reason the top of my big toe like dried up cracked and bled one night (not like athletes foot though) and I have no idea why. I made a little splint so it could heal without me bending my toe and cracking it, and applying light moisturizer carefully, it's almost healed, medical bill avoided
Oh another fun one is ganglion cysts are easily treated by absolutely crushing your hand with a textbook
I get ingrown toenails every month or two, and they sometimes get slightly infected. I fix them by trimming more of the toenail, taking ibuprofen, and keeping my foot above my heart when I can to minimize swelling and pain, as well as by applying liberal amounts of antibiotic ointment