lmao like 3 weeks ago for some reason the top of my big toe like dried up cracked and bled one night (not like athletes foot though) and I have no idea why. I made a little splint so it could heal without me bending my toe and cracking it, and applying light moisturizer carefully, it's almost healed, medical bill avoided
Oh another fun one is ganglion cysts are easily treated by absolutely crushing your hand with a textbook
All of the procedures mentioned in this thread are things a video game from 2008 would make it's token Russian character do, to show how brutal and hard-scratch their upbringing in an eViL dIcTaToRsHiP was.