lmao like 3 weeks ago for some reason the top of my big toe like dried up cracked and bled one night (not like athletes foot though) and I have no idea why. I made a little splint so it could heal without me bending my toe and cracking it, and applying light moisturizer carefully, it's almost healed, medical bill avoided
Oh another fun one is ganglion cysts are easily treated by absolutely crushing your hand with a textbook
had to get two wisdom teeth removed, one of which was sideways which meant hourslong, complicated surgery. Paid a total of like 50 bucks. This was in kazakhstan. Guess we are greatest country in the world.