lmao like 3 weeks ago for some reason the top of my big toe like dried up cracked and bled one night (not like athletes foot though) and I have no idea why. I made a little splint so it could heal without me bending my toe and cracking it, and applying light moisturizer carefully, it's almost healed, medical bill avoided
Oh another fun one is ganglion cysts are easily treated by absolutely crushing your hand with a textbook
Horror Vanguard talked about this in their episode on the Lindsey Lohan movie I Know Who Killed (which bourgeois class traitor film critics panned): "hospitals are for rich people, the poor need to superglue or duct tape their wounds closed" https://podbay.fm/p/horror-vanguard/e/1596914997