lmao like 3 weeks ago for some reason the top of my big toe like dried up cracked and bled one night (not like athletes foot though) and I have no idea why. I made a little splint so it could heal without me bending my toe and cracking it, and applying light moisturizer carefully, it's almost healed, medical bill avoided
Oh another fun one is ganglion cysts are easily treated by absolutely crushing your hand with a textbook
This isn't as serious as some of the other comments, but there's 100% something wrong with my skin.
Through trial and error, I've come up with a very specific set of products I can use or otherwise I'll break out into itchy, red spots and sometimes hives. This also happens when I sweat even with only mild-moderate exercise. Probably the only reason I'm alive is bc I take too much Benadryl.
Sounds like some eczema variant. It sucks