lmao like 3 weeks ago for some reason the top of my big toe like dried up cracked and bled one night (not like athletes foot though) and I have no idea why. I made a little splint so it could heal without me bending my toe and cracking it, and applying light moisturizer carefully, it's almost healed, medical bill avoided
Oh another fun one is ganglion cysts are easily treated by absolutely crushing your hand with a textbook
I've dislocated my knee a few times. You just pop it back into place, slap a $15 knee brace from CVS on it, and sit down for an hour or two. Pretty tame compared to some of the stuff in this thread, but still.
This happens to my knee too. A long time ago I could afford physical therapy, and the PT told me that I have hyper-mobile knees and that this will probably keep happening.
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