His name is Cow Jones, and he has a beef with /r/WallStreetBets. He says that the Gamestop short squeeze is "udderly unfair," that the "steaks are too high" to continue milking Melvin Capital Management in this fashion, and that the whole WSB community should be put out to pasture.
More like cow, amirite?
:deng-cowboy:
His name is Cow Jones, and he has a beef with /r/WallStreetBets. He says that the Gamestop short squeeze is "udderly unfair," that the "steaks are too high" to continue milking Melvin Capital Management in this fashion, and that the whole WSB community should be put out to pasture.
Damn it you beat me to the joke
It's OK, it was pretty cheesy anyway.