it actually pisses me off that rich assholes can come on MSNBC STOCK ZONE dressed like a pastel cow and be taken seriously.. meaning, others that dress funny or cool or different literally are rejected socially and its unfair.
Turns out you can be a furry in public as long as you just make it into a suit and tie oh and also be rich
Yeah if you are rich you can be all sorts of eccentric. If you are por you are just a weirdo.
His name is Cow Jones, and he has a beef with /r/WallStreetBets. He says that the Gamestop short squeeze is "udderly unfair," that the "steaks are too high" to continue milking Melvin Capital Management in this fashion, and that the whole WSB community should be put out to pasture.
The Moo-ver. He owns a moving company front (gives him a bunch of beefy henchmen) that like steals from rich people and politicians or something and the good billionaire superhero has to save the day.
Or like a villain from an animated kid's TV show from the 90s. Like Morton Fizzback.
This is what peak Stonk looks like. Tom Nook robbing/skinning villagers to show the true power over the economy he holds.
Oh my... oh no... we need to ban xeni posts the way vaush posts are excised
My partner falls asleep watching 90 day and ends up having to rewatch episodes. So I've seen every episode three times. I also hate that I get this.
Yup very real. His name is Cow Jones
Edit: neckbeard_prime beat me to the joke, it appears
