Whenever somebody tells me to go vegan I chase down a gazelle and tackle it to the ground in an attempt to kill it with my bare hands to prove I'm a carnivore. They routinely kick my ass and my win/loss ratio is too depressing to admit. Nobody tell me to be vegan until my bone fractures heal, please, I need more time to recover. These gazelle are real tough bastards.
Being able to chase down and tackle a gazelle is pretty amazing on its own. If you were vegan you could chase down bankers and tackle them to the ground.
Whenever somebody tells me to go vegan I chase down a gazelle and tackle it to the ground in an attempt to kill it with my bare hands to prove I'm a carnivore. They routinely kick my ass and my win/loss ratio is too depressing to admit. Nobody tell me to be vegan until my bone fractures heal, please, I need more time to recover. These gazelle are real tough bastards.
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<bandages flying off in a comical fashion while I leap out of my bed>
Being able to chase down and tackle a gazelle is pretty amazing on its own. If you were vegan you could chase down bankers and tackle them to the ground.