So I work at the shittiest shithole on earth, Walmart. Last night most major markets installed an entirely new self checkout software update across all their locations.

...it's a disaster... we've always used retail-based android devices to control the many self checkout kiosks hands-free. The new update is janky as fuck, so the handhelds that we use aren't connecting with the kiosks whatsoever. We can't see anything that's being scanned, can't approve item cancellations, and frankly...can't do shit.

Dozens of people are catching on to this software fuckup and they're just walking off with shit lol.

customers can cancel items without the self checkout cashiers being notified

the selfcheckout CAMERAS are not working at most locations

asset protection is shitting their pants because they don't have enough human cashiers to compensate shutting down all the kiosks without making waiting lines miles long lmao.

SO IT WOULDN'T BE KINDA COOL IF WE ALL GOT ON OUR MINECRAFT SERVERS AND STOLE TONS OF SHIT FROM WALMART??? :agony: :ak47: :cat-vibing:

*As a joke, of course. In a parodical sense. An innocent prank, if you will. I am not advocating theft🙃