• _else [she/her,they/them]
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    4 years ago

    throw a brick through your local dunkin donuts

    order things, then once they're all bagged up, walk out instead of finishing the transaction

    tell employees they need to unionize

    • BillyMays [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Can you imagine they try and rip the bag from you as you leave and you’re sitting there struggling over a bag of donuts with a dunkin employee then you leave give it to the person sitting outside and they try and take from him. Ahhh America

      • _else [she/her,they/them]
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        4 years ago

        yeah. this is why you just fuck with them. throw bricks through windows. do bullshit transactions that never quite complete-or, hell, steal donuts if you're down to crime in the literal pettiest way imaginable; stealing fifty cent spite donuts.