some excerpts from the lyrics:

“Be your own boss and climb your own ladder” “ Cuz it's hustlin' time

A whole new way to make a livin'

Gonna change your life

Do something that gives it meaning

With a website that is worthy of your dreaming”

  • RowPin [they/them]
    ·
    4 years ago

    Dolly Parton does it again. Now, how about a song for us small business owners? Heh, I've got an opening line for ya': "I wish my employees would say 'We love working overtime so much, we'll do it for free!'" Maybe workshop that one out some. Seeya

    • Poop [none/use name]
      ·
      4 years ago

      How about a rap song for how much we love our cops and law enforcement :D

      • CommieTommy [he/him]
        ·
        4 years ago

        "Hey yo, hey yo
        Blacks be the real racists
        These democrat bitches need a fucking face lift
        Everyone knows conservatives, we got the harem
        Maybe you heard of our girl, I'm talking Tomi Lahren
        Going to town on her pussy with this big ass dick
        Her ass bouncing up and down while I'm playing wit dem tits
        Take it out and push her head down
        Shes sucking on my log, really going to town
        Shooting one off like American Sniper
        Cum rolling down her chin shes hissing like a viper
        Shes begging for more, she wants round two
        I gotta hop in my F150 tho I gots work to do
        The Proud Boys are under attack
        Some libbie scum, some gays and some blacks
        They hate us for our freedom and wanna smash our speech
        But we stand up for ourselves online and in the streets
        Pop a clip in the AR, it's bout to get poppin
        Leave Tomi in the bed, her pussy a throbbin

        Yo dis is the real shit
        Patriotism aint to be fucked with
        All you liberals cant take away our guns
        All you liberals cant take away our fun

        ~~~

        Thats the first verse. Thanks for the feedback guys

        Peace."

        • Audeamus [any]
          ·
          4 years ago

          You better copyleft this before it gets produced. It's too good.

        • TossedAccount [he/him]
          ·
          4 years ago

          I have got to know if this is original or shamelessly stolen from someone who thought this was unironically good.

            • CommieTommy [he/him]
              ·
              4 years ago

              the original was a god-tier troll; seeing

              Conservative Rap

              Any feedback would be great. I'm just getting started as a conservative rapper.

              Hey yo, hey yo
              Blacks be the real racists...

              while doom scrolling was fucking hilarious