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Receive scant personal information about someone, then derivate much larger meaning from it
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Utmost adherence to insignificant details in the materials presented
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Utter conviction any of it actually tells you anything, despite failing to predict the results most of the time
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weird in group out group situation, including a need to tell other people about the methodology unwarranted at every possible opportunity
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deflecting any criticism by introducing some hithertho uknown detail or wisdom, alternatively claiming the criticism is born from a lack of understanding
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utter devotion to the spectacle
And that's not even getting into the Astrology of Myers-Briggs personality types.
That’s in reference to the questionnaires (mostly large low-paying US-based) corporations use to gauge how good a little worker you’ll be. It’s full of questions like that, “if I have free time at work, I...”, etc. I had to do one to work at a large grocery store a while ago. The manager came out after I finished and said, “the computer says I should definitely hire you” and now here I am.
lmao what a brilliant way to ensure you only hire people who will lie on the application (not that that's bad, but its theoretically not what management want)
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yeah you right. caught me with my naive pants down again
Love those tests, it does make me wonder whether they really care about the answers or if it's just a test of your reading comprehension, because the ones i've done have been super easy