I do too, imagine their life in a relationship. Constantly analyzing everything, thinking their partner is trying to "steal their power" and all that shit. It must be hell, and doubly so for said partner.
And he's got a lot of people praising this shit in answers to his tweets, too.
Indeed. The picture above has a pretty fun backstory, as an aside - a few years ago some drunk students in my country came across a llama, and took him with them all over the town. Here's a picture these madlads took. As you can imagine, it made the news.
someone who has a twitter should say to him the taller person tends to lean in so the couple is framed closer and see what is the response. :thinky-felix:
That account is incredible. Look at this shit. And this follow up.
Edit: so apparently this reached meme status at the time and people published parodies. Here's an example, here's another.
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Alpha means obsessing over minuscule details to prove I'm the manly man man man and not some sissy soyboy.
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Talking to women is cuck shit. Real men just grunt at women till they have sex with you.
Hasn’t worked for me yet but I’m gonna keep trying till it does, or all the pepper spray blinds me.
ngl my boyfriend did that once and it worked LMAO
Before or after he was your boyfriend?
during us being together lol we sometimes do dumb bits with each other
Was gonna say, that’d be a weird way to meet someone, they just grunt at you and you’re like “need that dick!”
Also what is it like a caveman thing? I hooked up with a girl who was kinda into that lol.
we just do dumb bits.
one week he might just grunt at me and do stuff to get me going
sometimes he just like... stands there super quiet and then i jump him lmfao
i used to quote dumbass shit before he came, like i started quoting socialist stuff or star trek lmao
You guys looking for a third?
lol not right now though we have contemplated it
its something we'd save until after i had surgeries so i can actually enjoy it
look at this beta, grunting to women rather than just nudging them with your face silently while staring at them with wild-eyes
The more I look at the photo on the right, the more I think they're not in a relationship, which adds another layer of humor to this comparison.
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I do too, imagine their life in a relationship. Constantly analyzing everything, thinking their partner is trying to "steal their power" and all that shit. It must be hell, and doubly so for said partner.
And he's got a lot of people praising this shit in answers to his tweets, too.
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Completely unhinged. It just keeps going...
If being alpha means I can't kiss a llama, then I'm happy to be a gamma or a phi or whatever the fuck.
Agreed. Kiss your llama pall and bring him with you on tramway rides.
oh for sure, if i had a comrade llama we'd go everywhere together
Indeed. The picture above has a pretty fun backstory, as an aside - a few years ago some drunk students in my country came across a llama, and took him with them all over the town. Here's a picture these madlads took. As you can imagine, it made the news.
that's amazing. I didn't know I could like llamas more than I already did, turns out theyre chill as fuck
Until they spit at you
someone who has a twitter should say to him the taller person tends to lean in so the couple is framed closer and see what is the response. :thinky-felix:
WTC 2 was a cuck
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Not to toot my own horn, but go to /new to see my take on this topic
I did, and that horn definitely deserves some tooting.
His example of how to do it right is both a) still crooked and b) drawn wrong, as it does not bisect the middle.
I thought leaning in was about bourgeoisie white woman careerism? TIL
Edit: this person has good taste in car design, but what on earth are they like IRL.... Molyneux-esque