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My dick always points due North. That's gotten me out of a lot of jams
Personally I don’t like to get out of jams, and greatly prefer fucking the sticky delicious jam until the volcel police take me to jail
Have to set your room up in a certain way and everything
Hard to think about dicks and jams without thinking of Jeremy and Sophie's mum.
That account is incredible. Look at this shit. And this follow up.
Edit: so apparently this reached meme status at the time and people published parodies. Here's an example, here's another.
Alpha means obsessing over minuscule details to prove I'm the manly man man man and not some sissy soyboy.
Talking to women is cuck shit. Real men just grunt at women till they have sex with you.
Hasn’t worked for me yet but I’m gonna keep trying till it does, or all the pepper spray blinds me.
during us being together lol we sometimes do dumb bits with each other
Was gonna say, that’d be a weird way to meet someone, they just grunt at you and you’re like “need that dick!”
Also what is it like a caveman thing? I hooked up with a girl who was kinda into that lol.
we just do dumb bits.
one week he might just grunt at me and do stuff to get me going
sometimes he just like... stands there super quiet and then i jump him lmfao
i used to quote dumbass shit before he came, like i started quoting socialist stuff or star trek lmao
lol not right now though we have contemplated it
its something we'd save until after i had surgeries so i can actually enjoy it
look at this beta, grunting to women rather than just nudging them with your face silently while staring at them with wild-eyes
The more I look at the photo on the right, the more I think they're not in a relationship, which adds another layer of humor to this comparison.
I do too, imagine their life in a relationship. Constantly analyzing everything, thinking their partner is trying to "steal their power" and all that shit. It must be hell, and doubly so for said partner.
And he's got a lot of people praising this shit in answers to his tweets, too.
someone who has a twitter should say to him the taller person tends to lean in so the couple is framed closer and see what is the response. :thinky-felix:
If being alpha means I can't kiss a llama, then I'm happy to be a gamma or a phi or whatever the fuck.
Indeed. The picture above has a pretty fun backstory, as an aside - a few years ago some drunk students in my country came across a llama, and took him with them all over the town. Here's a picture these madlads took. As you can imagine, it made the news.
that's amazing. I didn't know I could like llamas more than I already did, turns out theyre chill as fuck
His example of how to do it right is both a) still crooked and b) drawn wrong, as it does not bisect the middle.
Not to toot my own horn, but go to /new to see my take on this topic
I thought leaning in was about bourgeoisie white woman careerism? TIL
Edit: this person has good taste in car design, but what on earth are they like IRL.... Molyneux-esque
Minor question, how do you fuck when your dick ain't allowed to face any individual woman? Is this saying that true chads only do pegging?
According to the prophecy, if that's the case and both persons face each other the invisible power streams will suddenly cross and catastrophe for the world will ensue.
If it means the end of capitalism I'll gladly cross my dick with some alpha bro.
Mass hysteria, outdoor cats and indoor dogs living together
chaser voice: still needs to face towards the man obviously. also take this viagra
Like how Muslims pray facing Mecca, I stand perfectly still with my genitals facing cock five times a day
A few more lowercase letters and commas aways from being a dril tweet, really
lying on my stomach so that my dick is guaranteed to face the world and not a woman's genitals
this is actually the most dominant pose imaginable
You could lift your butt a bit so that your dick directly center the Earth. This seems to be the most dominant position (also pretty nice to be in honestly).
also arch your back so we can see your butt er I mean balls. extremely dominant, every alpha white man should adopt this pose
I mean unless these guys are torqued their dick should be facing downwards.
If your dick is not erect 100% of the time and pointing towards the world don't call yourself alpha, mate.
The alpha's dick points outwards.
The beta's dick points downwards.
The sigma's dick points inwards.
Wait until you find out about sigma male Twitter and no this is not a joke
Here is potentially one of the unintentionally funniest videos you might ever watch. The dude’s intro looks like the screen when you land a strike at the bowling alley
lol, holy shit
the constant ring light reflection in his eyeballs just elevates it
I’m four minutes in. Mildly entertained but don’t get it. Does it get funnier?
I saw that one too, in answer to a tweet that was posted here. Here he is.
oh jesus i thought that was a parody account. i need to go unlike that shit right away. i didn't think this was actually real, it's too over the top
Either they're joking, or they're a fun prank played on you by the world.
