Death to America

  • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    this is how i know youre the real adam sandler.

    tryina figure out what qualifies as a working-class yacht, smh my head

    • AdamSandler [he/him]
      cake
      ·
      4 years ago

      I dont have a yacht, but I do have a bunch of cars and houses. That counts as working class

      • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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        4 years ago

        you cant fool me, i saw a movie with drew barrymore and you, and there was definitely a lot of you being on a yacht in all fifteen of those movies

          • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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            4 years ago

            idk who has their name on the paperwork, but you were the one tooling around in it for like three months out of every year for the past decade, so, yknow... im just saying

            • AdamSandler [he/him]
              cake
              ·
              4 years ago

              The yacht is separate from my private naval force consisting of old Soviet equipment I got off eBay

      • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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        4 years ago

        annoying the shit out of rich people with your garish metal boat that goes vrrrooombrrtsplrt up and down their "private" waterways is praxis...

        but also boats with engines should stop being a thing. manatees are too innocent for this world :sadness: