Got to exercise, got to cook some good food, and Ms. PigPoopBalls is gonna be here to move in soon. What good things have happened to you today, comrades?

  • gayhobbes [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Yeah the monkey part of my brain wants you to mate with me so we have strong kids. And I can jump a car myself!

    • PigPoopBallsGuy [he/him,use name]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      Oh hell yeah my monke brain sees boy or girl pick up big thing and say "yes very good will make strong parent," even though I don't want kids. Hell, lady PigPoopBalls and I met at a gym and she is quite literally capable of hoisting me over her head