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This doesn't even make sense.
Facebook is hufflepuff because they're incompetent buffoons who can't even pretend to keep fascists of their platform.
Amazon is slytherin because they're the most obviously evil
Google is gryffindor because they act like they're doing good when all they do is uphold the status quo.
Apple is ravenclaw cause they're fuckin nerds
That's what got me the fucking most. Like, it's all wrong, but that's the wrongest.
Yeah extra wrong isn't a thing but I'm making it a thing for this. very disturbing stuff in this post.
Timothy Mcveigh is Voldemort. I haven't read all the books or seen all the movies.
