I made the mistake of explaining why unions are good drunk to a bunch of service workers in my community at 1am once and one of them said "so it's like a bundle of sticks, we're stronger together?" To which my dumbass responded "no you see the sticks are fascist".

I think most of them got it, but "the sticks are fascist" was hard for the rest of my wasted latenight server comrades to wrap their heads around.