okay, but think about it, all you do all day is sleep, hug, have humans treat you like a teddy bear, and the best part is that you have opposable thumbs so you can jerk your panda cock and its not like humans can say shit about it

you're a fucking red panda, what are they gonna do? teach you not to jerk off? bitch, ill just climb in a tree and cum on you

im a red panda, try and do shit ill knaw your ankles off motherfucker

and dont say you guys wanna be some dumbshit like a cat or a monkey, cuz its either you cant wack off or you get your tail cut off by a zimbabwean poacher.

dog? youd lick everything, imagine what dogs taste in a day? the disgusting stuff they consume?

regular panda? you'll starve to death before you get to roll around like a donkey kong boss.

im telling you, red panda is the choice and its my fucking fursona