okay, but think about it, all you do all day is sleep, hug, have humans treat you like a teddy bear, and the best part is that you have opposable thumbs so you can jerk your panda cock and its not like humans can say shit about it
you're a fucking red panda, what are they gonna do? teach you not to jerk off? bitch, ill just climb in a tree and cum on you
im a red panda, try and do shit ill knaw your ankles off motherfucker
and dont say you guys wanna be some dumbshit like a cat or a monkey, cuz its either you cant wack off or you get your tail cut off by a zimbabwean poacher.
dog? youd lick everything, imagine what dogs taste in a day? the disgusting stuff they consume?
regular panda? you'll starve to death before you get to roll around like a donkey kong boss.
im telling you, red panda is the choice and its my fucking fursona
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I've learned way too much about you today, and I very much want to delete this post for the sake of all that is decent and holy in the world, but you technically haven't broken any rules. So carry on, you magnificent S.O.B.
Please don't do spirit animal unless you're connected to that culture. The correct term is fursona.
Think we have another contender for the community spotlight!
I remember I posted a red panda to the sub once at it got to the top. There was no context or anything, I just thought it looked dope.
Damn now I miss the sub
If we’re deciding this shit on dicks alone, you gotta go duck. Besides, I don’t think I could actually live with myself if I was a cute animal that everyone likes and I had to touch cute little furry animal penis to jerk off. I’m pretty sure that ain’t vegan
you're mistaken, id want to be a red panda with donkey dick, so everybody knows not to fuck with me.
its like how wild hamsters will bite the shit out of you if you pet them, except its a red panda rubbing his weirdly big veiny panda cock. the only animal i would feel guilty about it as is a quokka or a rat, because then theres always gonna be other rats around me and id have to do it in public with people who can actually converse with me
ducks have corkscrew penis because theyre hardwired to be incels to female ducks so evolution was like "what the fuck do we do, they keep killing their mates", but it made a mistake in thinking wine opener dick would stop them, it just made them angrier. so youd have to be an incel as a duck
im coming back two hour later to say that if anything tiny supple panda hands are 1000% better than chunky rough human hands. if i was a red panda id cum like 9 times a day, regardless of whether it'd make me feel bad
idek wtf you're thinking, who cares if you're a tiny fleshlight critter thats "supposed" to be innocent and lovable, cuteness still relates to promiscuity
if im not on a list already im surprised.
im not attracted to animals, but if i was a red panda id be autosexual
edit: but tbh red pandas have fuck me eyes so if it did im not gonna deny it
i missed being able to make these posts back on the subreddit
Because of capitalism the vast majority of animals have better lives than the vast majority of humans, cmv
The "vast majority of animals" that humans have any effect on are born in prison for the sole purpose of being slaughtered and eaten
That's true. And the vast majority of animals aren't really affected by humans in any direct way. What I said is still accurate.
You said, "because of capitalism, the vast majority of animals ..." but the vast majority of animals are not affected by capitalism at all. I simply pointed out that the vast majority of animals which are affected by capitalism have far worse lives than the vast majority of humans.
I was talking about capitalism's effect on humans, not animals.
This is a dumb conversation
I was talking about capitalism’s effect on humans, not animals.
By trivializing the horror that capitalism inflicts on other animals. You made a dumb post, of course it spawned a dumb conversation.
Factory farming, deforestation, industrial waste and accidents, pollution, poaching, and everything that comes with climate change. Or were you just talking about pets?
Most animals aren't effected by that stuff tbh. Obviously humans are destroying habitats to an unsustainable degree and probably the number one reason to stop climate change is to stop that, but I think more animals than not are fine, at least right now
