Ignore all the suffering in the world and just abuse my white privilege to have a trophy wife who secretly hates me and a middle management job at Amaz*n or some corporate firm where I "put the papers on Johnson's desk by Friday" and flirt with my secretary all day long.
Like just imagine how blissfully happy you'd be if you could ignore the inherent evil that exists in all facets of modern life and the only time you feel motivated to do anything is to "vote blue no matter who" once every 4 years just so you can pretend that you've made a difference.
My sister is a normie lib and she was legit hysterical when Trump won. She called me like every other day for like a month, usually crying. I wasn’t happy myself but at one point I did say to her “I mean you know, America has always had this ugliness to it, Trump is just cartoonishly blatant about it”. She started screaming at me about how things have gotten better.
She also now loves anyone anti trump, including the FBI. When I said “yeah and the FBI also tried to get MLK to commit suicide” she said “that’s not real”. When I linked her to receipts she was like “okay but even if that’s true talking about it makes you sound like a conspiracy theorist”.
This is like the third post telling me it's actually way worse than I thought and while I do appreciate and thank you for it, I can't stop feeling like Ebenezer Scrooge except about :lib: shit
I am the ghost of Libmas Past!
I am the ghost of Libmas Present!
I am the ghost of Libmas Yet to Come!
"Oh my god! Spare me these twisted visions, specter! I've learned my lesson!"