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POV you were a water molecule just vibing in an underground aquifer for millennia until some pump sucked you up and now you're being used to clean yesterday's rosbif from some inbred aristocrat's bunghole: 💩
Yeah they have big logging trucks that have mounted arms on top with saws in them that will grab the tree and saw it up for ya which are pretty cool even if they do kinda feel like a bad guy from Ferngully
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyYrXEtLx6Y
The fact that bidets are not a common practice in most of the western nations clearly demonstrates that capitalism actively operates as cartels to hinder innovation
curious, you say bidets are good but you don't recommend any bidets for one to purchase :curious-marx:
I need some bidet recs, too. I don't need hot water or a remote or anything fancy.
The two inexpensive options (~$30) are seat attachments and hand-held sprayers. For seat attachments, they're basically all the same, but some can aim to wash the front and some can partially self-clean by spraying itself. For hand-held sprayers, the main benefit at this price range is that some of them can be connected with faucets to have warm water.
a bidet pays for itself in toilet paper pretty fast and your hole is cleaner to boot
POV you’re a 2000 year old rare species of tree about to be chopped down and made into shit paper for people in the west to clean their dirty asshole
POV you're a 2000 year old tree that's laughing at westerners because they still clean their assholes with paper.
Like imagine you smeared shit on your TV. Will you clean it with paper or with water and soap? Why is your anus worth less care than your TV?
When you consider the production of toilet paper, spicy food has a larger carbon footprint then beef.
