There was some disagreement in the comments but the majority agreed, how are they this fucking stupid, how do they even remember to breathe? I know a lot of them are super old but that can't be all of them
edit: https://web.archive.org/web/20210213225424/https://patriots.win/p/12hRLfLYTR/the-darkest-redpills-you-will-ev/c/
Wait til they find out they're not the first ones to have the concept of partible paternity.