• AeroTheAcroBat [any]
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    4 years ago

    Harrison. Shortest serving president. Died of pneumonia like 30 days into his presidency.

        • DasKarlBarx [he/him,comrade/them]
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          4 years ago

          When Harrison came to Washington, he wanted to show that he was still the steadfast hero of Tippecanoe and that he was a better educated and more thoughtful man than the backwoods caricature portrayed in the campaign. He took the oath of office on Thursday, March 4, 1841, a cold and wet day.[102] He braved the cold weather and chose not to wear an overcoat or a hat, rode on horseback to the ceremony rather than in the closed carriage that had been offered him, and delivered the longest inaugural address in American history[102] at 8,445 words. It took him nearly two hours to read, although his friend and fellow Whig Daniel Webster had edited it for length. He rode through the streets in the inaugural parade

          Lol

          • duck [he/him,they/them]
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            edit-2
            4 years ago

            Nearly choked on my toothbrush, what a nerd

            they diagnosed him with right lower lobe pneumonia, and placed heated suction cups on his bare body and administered a series of bloodlettings to draw out the disease. Those procedures failed to bring about improvement, so the doctors treated him with ipecac, castor oil, calomel, mustard plasters, and finally with a boiled mixture of crude petroleum and Virginia snakeroot. All this only weakened Harrison further and the doctors came to the conclusion that he would not recover.

            1841 medicine hits different

            • Judge_Juche [she/her]
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              4 years ago

              WTF, we fed him all this dope stuff and he's shidding, punking and bleeding all at the same time, but he's still not getting better. Must just be a pussy.

    • asaharyev [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Yep. His presidency was the best presidency....but he fucking sucked and led US forces against the Indigenous populations as a genocidal imperialist before he assumed the presidency.