smh libs
dont you dare you fucking liberals
my entire point would turn from a mockery of you into a mockery of me
I will rip off your foot and throw it at you like the bush shoe
you can't just put whatever you think is funny on a tagline, it doesn't make sense, thats not funny
having a real 'im not the messiah' moment but for site tagline
no none of this whole post is going to be a tagline or i will put eggs in your pillow sack
like no
stop
no more posting
no none of this whole post is going to be a tagline or i will put eggs in your pillow sack
like no
stop
n
tgaline
acceptance is surrender, surrender is death, I will never let my posting be commodified into your liberal circlejerk
You are very frustrating
i say that with pure and absolute rage
stop posting
god has left us, we filed a restraining order on them
no no no no no wait wait wait wait
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?!
I will steal your fingers to keep you from slandering me so, lib
My account is just a ChatGPT4-based LLM trained on Hexbear taglines
directly causing a tagline to be added is a badge of honor on hexbear
half the taglines are liberals complaining, therefore you have been honoring liberals
Your website is like bait, we were drawn to it like art thief to a van Druys. You thought you were in the clear? Though luck, kid. You thought you were so vigilant. But in reality, you were a poster who was so blind.
there was a whole spiel but this was the tagline
Oh I know about the backstory, just wanted to relish in the complete dish...
It's actually referencing a Poirot episode where van Druys is a fictional artist and "you thought you were so vigilant but in reality you were so blind" was a line from the episode. Fun times back in the chapo.chat days
Here's a transliterated copypasta https://hexbear.net/post/145322
I'm guessing the original either fell victim to the modlog or the server/data archival thing
edit: and then the site ACTUALLY CRASHED on the 22nd for completely unrelated reasons lmao
- moment
romance is bourgeoisie too so thats extra lib points
this situation is rapidly turning against me
tbh no I was just taking the opportunity to call yall libs and head back to brunch
Im going to scramble your intestines into a sphere and dunk it through your face like a basket ball
I have no brain but I must post
I thought I could get away with it
the real taglines are the ethno-nationalist regimes we topple along the way
I literally never thought about this honestly, but now I wonder if anything I ever posted became a tagline
why are you bullying me like this
"Sir, a second tagline has hit the thread."
