If you Tree Huggers love our planet so much, why dont you put a ring on it ?

broc

Henry Kissinger Reanimated After Lightning Strikes his Grave

every character from portal 2

spoiler bc long

guess i need to find a new mario kart main now

if another hilariously out of touch nintendo direct is made because of this it will be worth it

in charge of the 24/7 ronald reagan torture room and gift shop

Nintendo to shut down Splatoon 3 Servers in solidarity with Israel

directly causing a tagline to be added is a badge of honor on hexbear

i think people are more passionate about minecraft mob votes than they are for any presidential election

struggling to meet my scalp quota this month :(

that dog is above the law

my special interest is doing things in minecraft

Whatabotulism

i think if i had a death note i would kill every bad person at the same time. you would just have to fill pages and pages with "dies at 3 am on may 1st" but that's probably the best way to use one.

plus you could play it off as actual divine judgement and then use the death note to say god wants you to be a communist

this is great, thank you

Sanders and AOC Unveil Revolution

i read it like this and thought this would be a very funny satirical article