I am convinced god has chosen to abandon reason and choose to create the dumbest, most absurd timeline ever

“He could come back,” Sherman said. “Obviously, I’m not a real fan of how the Iraq War went

but

agony-4horsemen

  • citrussy_capybara [ze/hir]
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    1 year ago

    Dems get W elected as speaker. W sets explosives in a building Joe & Kamala are going to meet in and gets Saudi friends to make it look like Iranian terrorism. 3rd W term begins. Gets primaried by Trump who beats Hillary a second time.

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  • CyborgMarx [any, any]
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    1 year ago

    Why is everyone bummed by this? YES, DO IT, let the contradictions fly, in terms of funny it's right up there with Hillary Clinton running for president again

    "Enemy proceeds to make a mistake" Leftists: "No plz someone stop our enemy from making a mistake"

  • LeZero [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Famed war criminal George Walker Bush? Liar to hundred of millions of people George W Bush?

  • huf [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    an infinite number of sharks must be jumped, it seems

  • Adkml [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    This is just liberal fanfiction.

    Although it would be funny for them to elect him and him to immediatly go "alright time to get a few new wars going in the middle east" and watch liberals remember why they used to not like him.

    • DickFuckarelli [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      That's terrible! - Liberals

      But at least he's better than Trump! - Liberals, also.

  • micnd90 [he/him,any]
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    1 year ago

    house DEMOCRATIC lawmakers

    lmao imagine ever contemplating to vote

  • BioWarfarePosadist [she/her, they/them]
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    1 year ago

    Maybe this is a based joke. Look at the most unreasonable Republican of the past, he's basically reasonable by today's standard, eh? I mean the fact he can say it with a straight face is even more proof of a bit, right?

  • Deadend [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    He’d be 2 heartbeats away from being President again.

    But why wouldn’t House republicans just put Trump in there?

    • Adkml [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Because even the true believers understand he's a loud moron who hamstrings everything they try to do if he doesn't get sole credit for its success and none fo the blame for the failures.