Looking at the /r/privacy de-googling page and came across AllSides as a Google News Alternative.

The left/right framing is a mindtrap. The correct framing is working class/owning class

  • WittyProfileName [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    Allsides media bias ratings(TM) are based on multi-partisan, scientific analysis.

    Based on scientific analysis.

    Fucking titrating out 50cm³ of media bias.

    End me.

    Edit: autocorrect fucked up titrating for some reason.

    • WittyProfileName [she/her]
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      4 years ago
      • Cutting and staining a sample of the guardian
      • Look at it under oil immersion
      • Left wing bias according to my Allsides media bias stain(TM)
    • WittyProfileName [she/her]
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      4 years ago
      • Get up in the morning
      • Check the Stevenson screen
      • Brietbart has a heavy right wing bias reads the thermometer
    • WittyProfileName [she/her]
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      4 years ago
      • Tossing BBC news into my large hadron collider
      • Hoping for exotic news particles to emerge when I collide it with Bloomberg news
      • Crowd outside warning that I will create a news black hole
      • Fox news already exists
      • Grant funding gets cut anyway
    • WittyProfileName [she/her]
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      4 years ago
      • Placing my Allsides bias quadrant (TM) on the forest floor
      • Lots of newspapers out today it seems
      • Most of them classified as left wing
    • WittyProfileName [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      Due to its toxic properties, please use a fume hood and nitrile gloves when handling samples of Epoch times.

    • WittyProfileName [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      "If I have seen further than most, it is by standing upon the shoulders of giants." Is a quote often attributed to Isaac Newton.

      The giants whose shoulders I stand upon are the geniuses who managed use fractional distillation to separate NYT from NYT opinions.