Obama but it's pride month: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh let me be queer
(cw: meat, dairy) anybody remember that amazing one about coming into your kitchen in the morning to find Obama sauteeing a steak in clarified butter
Is the punchline fucking “let me ghee steer” god fucking damnit
That was me!
You awake from a deep sleep to the smells and sounds of salt, pepper, and meat crackling. You walk into your kitchen. President Barack Obama is splashing clarified butter over a rib eye steak sizzling in a cast iron skillet.
“Uhh, let me ghee sear”
Uhhhh https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/richard-gere-gerbil/
Obama but he's auditioning for a Shakespeare play: Uhhhh let me read Lear
Obama but he's obsessed with the latest Zelda game: Uhhhh let me play Tears
Obama but he drank a lot of coffee before a long drive.
"Uhhh let me pee here."
Obama but he's ordering venison: Uhhhh let me eat deer
Obama but he's auditioning for a part in the movie Downfall: Uhhhh let me play Speer
Obama but he's really into ass play: Uhhhh let me lick rear
Obama but he's picking a country in EU4: Uhhhh let me play Trier
Obama but he's pretending to be sad about his war crimes: Uhhhh let me cry tear
