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Just imagine all the existential crises he'll have to go through to due to the inter-generational trauma. He'll, at times, be confused and misguided in life for nothing of his own doing.
I imagine a lot of us went thru the same thing. I know I did, it’s a lot better being on the other side.
glad to see not everyone is a r/childfree anti natalist psycho lol babies are cute folks I don’t make the rules
That kid is going to voice the most mildly heretical view to his dad, and the dad is immediately going to declare the kid dead to him and move all the silver bars out of his room as punishment.
This will happen during the third statewide freeze-induced blackout of the year, and the discussion will be about installing solar panels on the roof to maintain home electricity.
I don't know why, but at first I read the name as Donathan Jonathan
Imagine:
- posting your newborn on reddit
- giving your kid a silver bar
- doxxing your kid to redditors
I got a sinking feeling that lots of little Donalds were running about, but it looks like the name hasn't risen in popularity.
whatever spike there is in conservatives naming their kid donald, theres probably an equivalent dip in liberals naming their kid donald.
Why do you think they bought silver? Because it's worthless and they're huge marks.
These are the guys who have been posting about Trump Derangement Syndrome for 5 years lmao