The door to my creepy attic keeps opening on it's own, even after I'm 150% sure the latch caught the strike plate. I am going ahead and assuming a creepy faceless girl in a torn up white dress is opening it to temp me into going up there at night so she can possess me and make me eat my roommates cat or something else fucked up.

I'm scared :agony-wholesome:

  • Zoift [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Try yelling at them, make a ritual totem of them and piss on it, establish dominance. Haunting can go both ways. If some MFing ghost wants to start shit, the better be ready for the turnaround.

  • Ettinavia [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Don't mind the attic, just the alphabet gang planting surveillance devices :cia:

    • SteveHasBunker [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Damn I knew saying something mildly positive about China would lead to this!

  • alcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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    4 years ago

    Figure out where she lives and then open her door at night, fuck with the candles, write creepy shit when she's not around, see how she likes it.

  • halfpipe [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Has there been water damage up there from the recent snow? Maybe the ghost is just trying to air out your attic for you?

  • Baron [any]
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    4 years ago

    Gotta use psyops to fight the ghost. Can't get haunted, can't get possessed if you ruin the vibe. Blast meme songs if you have to go up there.

    • SteveHasBunker [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      and I’d wake up to see my wine bottles opened up and drank. Once I even found a wine glass in my yard!

      Sure you don’t just have a drinking problem bro?

  • Nama [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    You got a mission now, comrade. I actually hope for ghosts and other shit to be real since that would mean supernatural stuff exists. That could then mean that maybe a religion was right and we get to see all the bastards, past and present, dying happily in their advanced age go to hell or to an equivalent. And that would be great. Sure, your face gets eaten by a goul but that means there is at least the hope that Thatcher is properly suffering.

    So go up there and get yourself snacked on by a Wendigo something. Do it for science! Now I don't know if I should hope you become monster food or survive, but I'm rooting for you regardless. You can do it. Woooooo!