Water? Fish piss in it. Never touch the stuff.

Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide! The Invisible Killer

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:

Also known as hydroxyl acid, and is the major component of acid rain. contributes to the "greenhouse effect." may cause severe burns. contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape. accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals. may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes. has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

I got confused and walked the water and drank the laundry

You're not the boss of me :fidel-cool:

Hell yeah thank you! This post oughta be pinned to the top :)

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Dude it’s 1am and I’m drunk I’m sorry but I ain’t doin that shit

ETA this is still good advice I just can’t do it right now even though I should, listen to OP not me the drunk moron

I'll do it later moooom I'm playing video games get out of my room

i will never drink water

OOff, fiiineee, but not because you told me to.

I will try my best