We ended up chatting until 6:30 am and it was really nice. She was coming onto me hard and it came out of nowhere but it felt really good to feel like someone wanted me lmao. I’ve been lonely af for like 2 and a half years. We’ve still been talking today and it’s been super cool. Just a little bit of joy put into this bleak existence.

Edit: and oh yeah, I made a post like a month ago about having a dream about a tall girl with green hair, and this girl literally is taller than me and has green hair. That’d be dope if this went somewhere lmao.

Edit edit: We got to talking about communism because it turns out she works with my cousin who hates me now that I started being more open about my views. She was asking me what communism is about and this is how it went

She wants to drink some white claws and watch that Fred Hampton movie with me.

Lol I feel like I’m in some kind of bit.

    • Pezevenk [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      This must be the only place in existence where "someone is allegedly horny for me, must be a fed" is a common sentiment.

        • Pezevenk [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          No one, and I mean no one, in the CIA gives a shit about u/ThisMachinePostsHog in particular and definitely not enough to send a fucking agent to seduce him or whatever the fuck. She works with his cousin, so she probably heard some things, checked his profile or saw some pic he posted the other day or whatever, and was kinda horny so she sent a message his way. It's not rocket science. People message people they literally don't know at all sometimes, especially now with the whole isolation thing.

          • ThisMachinePostsHog [they/them, he/him]
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            4 years ago

            Just to clarify, she didn’t know he was my cousin. I saw they were work buddies because he commented on a few of her posts and I was like, “Oh shit, don’t ever mention me to him. he thinks I’m an entitled, race-baiting commie because I support BLM and think capitalism is evil. I do happen to be a pretty big communist, though.” I know her well enough to feel okay sharing that with her, and it worked out lol.