We ended up chatting until 6:30 am and it was really nice. She was coming onto me hard and it came out of nowhere but it felt really good to feel like someone wanted me lmao. I’ve been lonely af for like 2 and a half years. We’ve still been talking today and it’s been super cool. Just a little bit of joy put into this bleak existence.
Edit: and oh yeah, I made a post like a month ago about having a dream about a tall girl with green hair, and this girl literally is taller than me and has green hair. That’d be dope if this went somewhere lmao.
Edit edit: We got to talking about communism because it turns out she works with my cousin who hates me now that I started being more open about my views. She was asking me what communism is about and this is how it went
She wants to drink some white claws and watch that Fred Hampton movie with me.
Lol I feel like I’m in some kind of bit.
Oh, so that's how we're going to start the night? By making me insanely jealous?
Hahaha I’m so very sorry
It’s a complete turn of events for me too, so maybe your fortunes will change!
Edit: and oh yeah, I made a post like a month ago about having a dream about a tall girl with green hair, and this girl literally is taller than me and has green hair. That’d be dope if this went somewhere lmao.
Is this the basis for your concern? I'd say this is more of an argument for keeping your fantasies to yourselves on a political site like this so the FBI/CIA/whichever alphabet agency wouldn't know what to seduce you with than for being literally volcel.
To OP: if you end up getting white claws with this woman, make sure to watch your drink! If you end up "doing the deed", don't get plastered, and use contraception! These are always good steps to take but they're especially worth remembering if Sexint is a potential danger. Last thing you want is for your political life to get derailed by an unwanted pregnancy. One more thing: ask your cousin (if you're still on speaking terms) if they actually know this person from their job! See if they corroborate this tall green-haired woman's story.
Lmao thank you for the concern, comrade. Another kid would completely derail my life, so I’m super careful about that shit.
I know this girl and we’ve continued being friends on social media after we messed around back in 2011 for a few weeks, but never really interacted much since then.
:sadness:
I got me a tall, violent one, but I'm still taller than her :deeper-sadness:
Love her tho :Care-Comrade:
FIRST AND FOREMOST DO NOT DO ANYTHING WE WOULD NOT DO AND BY THAT I MEAN DO NOT DO ANYTHING MORE THAN FIRM HANDSHAKES AND RESPECTFUL LOOKS
The flesh is weak, and the Volcel burden is too much to bear at times.
Lol I feel like I’m in some kind of bit.
Truman Show but it's just a bit
This must be the only place in existence where "someone is allegedly horny for me, must be a fed" is a common sentiment.
No one, and I mean no one, in the CIA gives a shit about u/ThisMachinePostsHog in particular and definitely not enough to send a fucking agent to seduce him or whatever the fuck. She works with his cousin, so she probably heard some things, checked his profile or saw some pic he posted the other day or whatever, and was kinda horny so she sent a message his way. It's not rocket science. People message people they literally don't know at all sometimes, especially now with the whole isolation thing.
There was a sarcasm tag?
I considered it but, like, there is many people here who unironically think everyone doing dumb shit on this forum is an op so...
Just to clarify, she didn’t know he was my cousin. I saw they were work buddies because he commented on a few of her posts and I was like, “Oh shit, don’t ever mention me to him. he thinks I’m an entitled, race-baiting commie because I support BLM and think capitalism is evil. I do happen to be a pretty big communist, though.” I know her well enough to feel okay sharing that with her, and it worked out lol.
Not the next Fred Hampton, I’m gonna flip it and reverse it like Fidel taught us to.
Oh it’s going somewhere. I will bestow the magical powers of oxy clean to give you the woman of your dreams.
I feel like there should have been a lot more coked up energy in that post.
