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  • snackage [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    So you'd rather clean your ass with dead tree and be embarrassed instead of cleaning your ass with water like a civilized human? If anyone looks at you funny ask them is someone smeared shit on their TV would they clean it with water or with toilet paper?

    I swear Americans are the dumbest people

      • 4_AOC_DMT [any]
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        4 years ago

        I became that person in my place of work in 2015. It was fine. I kept in my backpack a little trash bag in which my toilet supplies (a very small bottle and hemorrhoidal wipes for when shit got really bad) were stored. I kept on the outside of that some hand sanitizer so that I could access the bag and bidet with clean hands (and not have to worry about the outer surface getting contaminated with my shit. If I ever go back to in person work, I'll be bringing the whole backpack to the bathroom for my bathroom breaks again.

        I have no idea if my peers made fun of me. I don't really care though. Not having a bloody ass is way more comfortable than having one.

        edit to add to OP: Also add a lot more fiber to your diet.

          • 4_AOC_DMT [any]
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            4 years ago

            totes

            I just wanted to offer my experience because I expected to feel a bit embarrassed and was pleasantly surprised.