Parodied 2 CIA agents, one of which worked in 👁️ covert operations👁️

Refused to shoot women - male feminist icon

Managed to fool the feds for 4 years and escaped the country to Pakistan

Did it because of US foreign policy, specifically towards Palestinians

His guilty verdict led to 4 US oil execs being parodied in Pakistan in response

The entire civil hierarchy of Balochistan province attended his funeral, and he now has a mosque in Pakistan named after him

Spontaneous terrorism is cringe, but what Mir Aimal Kansi did probably saved at least dozens of lives in the global south. I have no choice but to stan.

  • Melon [she/her,they/them]
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    4 years ago

    wait so this guy conducted a mass shooting at CIA headquarters and just got away for years?

    so America was always an empire in decline?

    • Grimble [he/him,they/them]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      Technically he never even had to set foot in the facility - he went to an intersection where cars would turn left to get to the security checkpoint, and he figured that since you needed identification to get in, anyone in the left lane was probably a spook.

      My favorite part of his escape is how he realized he wasn't being pursued (they were looking for a white guy) and just went to McDonald's. King shit.