improved employee productivity
Just let people shit in peace. :agony-acid:
Those really don't look like they will stop anyone who is in the bathroom just to waste time, but probably will make life harder for people with some disabilities. Great innovation.
Put the seat down and sit on the back where it's flatter or you could just stand if you're killing time and not tired. But yeah ofc this is designed to hurt the vulnerable, like every fucking thing else in this hell country.
causes leg strain after five minutes
Now I still poop on company time but my quads are swole. :chad:
This toilet will create a demand for some sort of toilet seat wedge to raise the seat 13 degrees. Capitalism drives innovation!
If any company was evil and stupid enough to do this, they'd be opening themselves up to lawsuits and court cases on grounds of discrimination against people with disabilities and so on.
Holy shit, is it actually real after all?! I just remembered it from 2019 where I brought it up to a friend and they convinced me it was A Satire by one singular dude and not much more. This actually looks rather legit; I wish to retract my previous statement.
Ah I see the new “fuck disabled people they aren’t even human” tech has dropped
i mean, i can just stand in there and whack-off to kill time, I don't have to actually take a shit every time I go to the bathroom to do a time theft in retaliation for wage theft, I literally do it out of spite. Sure this is super good for older workers and people with disabilities and knee issues and shit though, they'll absolutely love it.
Public toilets are nasty I don't want to touch them with my butt anyway, good squat exercise
Yeah I use paper to touch the door handle after washing my hands. Thanks for the link, didn't know squatting could be bad for the bladder
