Posadas [he/him, they/them] to Main • 4 years agoVolcel Vanguard appreciation zoneimagemessage-square67 fedilinkarrow-up1134file-text
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minus-squareamicrazyorislifealie [he/him]hexbear26·4 years agoHey gimme a womb and fill me up daddy. link
minus-squarePosadas [he/him, they/them]hexagonhexbear44·4 years ago:volcel-judge: :spray-bottle: link
minus-squareamicrazyorislifealie [he/him]hexbear17·4 years agoI’m just trying to do my duty to humanity. link
minus-squareamicrazyorislifealie [he/him]hexbear15·4 years agoOk but as a gay man I just get baby Crazy sometimes link
minus-squareIndifference_Engine [comrade/them, any]hexbear15·4 years agoI think traditionally you're supposed to turn those instincts towards either raising teacup pigs, starting an Etsy shop for novelty soaps, or throwing firebombs at cops. link
minus-squareRandomdog [he/him]hexbear10·4 years agoOr combine all three: Set up an etsy store where you can be hired to throw a teacup pig at a cop. link
minus-squareOrannis62 [ze/hir]hexbear10·4 years agoThe teacup pig did nothing to deserve that. How about novelty soaps in the shape of teacup pigs? And also the soaps are on fire? link
minus-squareIndifference_Engine [comrade/them, any]hexbear7·4 years agoMake it a flammable novelty soap shaped like a teacup pig and baby you've got a stew going! link
Hey gimme a womb and fill me up daddy.
:volcel-judge: :spray-bottle:
I’m just trying to do my duty to humanity.
Humanity had it's chance
Ok but as a gay man I just get baby Crazy sometimes
I think traditionally you're supposed to turn those instincts towards either raising teacup pigs, starting an Etsy shop for novelty soaps, or throwing firebombs at cops.
Or combine all three: Set up an etsy store where you can be hired to throw a teacup pig at a cop.
The teacup pig did nothing to deserve that.
How about novelty soaps in the shape of teacup pigs? And also the soaps are on fire?
Make it a flammable novelty soap shaped like a teacup pig and baby you've got a stew going!